My wonderful room partner ***** Jaju.....
Get ready for a roller coast ride....You will meet a wonderful person in your life.......I was very happy seeing these lines in Today's fortune in The Hindu for Capricorns, I was super excited for the day to meet the new person,man mein laddoo phoota, but destiny has decided some thing else......was deep in thoughts to meet the new person, and suddenly found call on my mobile, call from home, moms instruction to visit bhuajis 25th Marriage anniversary and also asked me to meet Prem Bhai ( vowie some some thing happens, u don't know some thing some thing happens).
Evening scene at party, as decided by destiny,prem Bhai introduced a person ***** ****( keeping it secret) all my dreams shattered, with whom I was going to share my room, I was expecting a life partner and I got a room partner, actual story starts here and here is his introduction(I was with my brothers and sisters), he cleared his throat!!!
Hello Dear Brothers and sisters, he had just begin when my sister burst into a giggle,she got a glare from all of us,though we all found it funny.He continued" And I have come here to make life in this city of dreams,my name means PERFECT.....he continued....I have studied Bcom and CA is my vision......above all,am here not to watch TV, not to watch movies,not to chit chat no to roaming and especially big no to girls, as it diverts attention.......I will do this after becoming CA......the shattered dreams seemed glasses to me, but how.....see below......
I had never slept so undisturbed. The sublime calm, soothing weather and a long day at work made for a very rewarding sleep. it was all so perfect until an elephant began trumpeting outside the room in the wee hours of night,I was thinking why did an elephant came at Kacheguda, the noise didn't cease, instead, it grew all the louder.It keeps grunting increasingly irritated.I tossed and turned in bed, tried to cover my war with the pillow,but some how the volume kept rising till I could feel my bed tremble under the beasts breath.It was closing in on me.....
I looked at my left and saw my calm younger brother going red but helpless, looked at right and saw the elephant, Mr.Perfect sitting on the mat adjacent to mine, inhaling air forcefully through his wide nostrils and let it out with a loud burst,tucking his stomach inside each time, he kept repeating the same moment till I got ticked off, and pleaded, heey Maharishi, what are you doing ?
Pranamaya, he replied as briefly as possible and then got back to the same punishment for us........I told him it makes noise and he declined stating these are positive vibrations.....and told pranamaya is required for single undivided concentration, for not to see TV, not to see Movies, not to roam, not to chit chat and a big no to girl friends as it diverts attention, and am here to become CA....I heard it Yamadharmaraja coming and telling me that you are being punished for your sins.......he continued telling a quote which he heard from Prem Bhai"Bhayyaji says that only if we beat the sun in the race to rise every morning, can we win the race of the life" I begged him for sleep and he kept punishing me with few quotes, and finally when my brother who was equally getting penalised for some reasons shouted on mr.perfect, there was a silence,followed by my sleep,I was slowly finding the peace but O heard some sniffling sound, when I turned found that mr.perfect was in tears and my brother was convincing him, that he was not angry at him but was angry due to his restlessness......
Watching this emotional saga of Bollywood, I finally divorced my dreams, brushed and ransacked the fridge and found a couple of loaves of bread and jam to go with it,I must have been less than halfway through, when Mr.Perfect came running out of the bathroom and into the kitchen,water dripping from his hands
Hey Brother, Do you have SHIT SOAP?
The bread struck in my throat,the Jam was no longer looking tempting, has he chosen the apt moment for this......??
This is just an introduction to Mr.Perfect, bag of bones......
Evening scene at party, as decided by destiny,prem Bhai introduced a person ***** ****( keeping it secret) all my dreams shattered, with whom I was going to share my room, I was expecting a life partner and I got a room partner, actual story starts here and here is his introduction(I was with my brothers and sisters), he cleared his throat!!!
Hello Dear Brothers and sisters, he had just begin when my sister burst into a giggle,she got a glare from all of us,though we all found it funny.He continued" And I have come here to make life in this city of dreams,my name means PERFECT.....he continued....I have studied Bcom and CA is my vision......above all,am here not to watch TV, not to watch movies,not to chit chat no to roaming and especially big no to girls, as it diverts attention.......I will do this after becoming CA......the shattered dreams seemed glasses to me, but how.....see below......
I had never slept so undisturbed. The sublime calm, soothing weather and a long day at work made for a very rewarding sleep. it was all so perfect until an elephant began trumpeting outside the room in the wee hours of night,I was thinking why did an elephant came at Kacheguda, the noise didn't cease, instead, it grew all the louder.It keeps grunting increasingly irritated.I tossed and turned in bed, tried to cover my war with the pillow,but some how the volume kept rising till I could feel my bed tremble under the beasts breath.It was closing in on me.....
I looked at my left and saw my calm younger brother going red but helpless, looked at right and saw the elephant, Mr.Perfect sitting on the mat adjacent to mine, inhaling air forcefully through his wide nostrils and let it out with a loud burst,tucking his stomach inside each time, he kept repeating the same moment till I got ticked off, and pleaded, heey Maharishi, what are you doing ?
Pranamaya, he replied as briefly as possible and then got back to the same punishment for us........I told him it makes noise and he declined stating these are positive vibrations.....and told pranamaya is required for single undivided concentration, for not to see TV, not to see Movies, not to roam, not to chit chat and a big no to girl friends as it diverts attention, and am here to become CA....I heard it Yamadharmaraja coming and telling me that you are being punished for your sins.......he continued telling a quote which he heard from Prem Bhai"Bhayyaji says that only if we beat the sun in the race to rise every morning, can we win the race of the life" I begged him for sleep and he kept punishing me with few quotes, and finally when my brother who was equally getting penalised for some reasons shouted on mr.perfect, there was a silence,followed by my sleep,I was slowly finding the peace but O heard some sniffling sound, when I turned found that mr.perfect was in tears and my brother was convincing him, that he was not angry at him but was angry due to his restlessness......
Watching this emotional saga of Bollywood, I finally divorced my dreams, brushed and ransacked the fridge and found a couple of loaves of bread and jam to go with it,I must have been less than halfway through, when Mr.Perfect came running out of the bathroom and into the kitchen,water dripping from his hands
Hey Brother, Do you have SHIT SOAP?
The bread struck in my throat,the Jam was no longer looking tempting, has he chosen the apt moment for this......??
This is just an introduction to Mr.Perfect, bag of bones......
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